Sung to the Tune of "Mack the Knife"
A tribute to the man, the legend, Mike Irwin

Mike the Mic

Oh the Hog babe
Has such tusks dear
And it shows them pearly whites
Just a micro-phone
has old Man Mike babe
And he keeps it turned up right

You know when that Hog strikes
With its tusks babe
Big Red billows start to spread
Fancy suits though
Wears old Man Mike babe
So theres always, always a trace of Red

Now on the parking lot
ooooh, Saturday Morning uh-huh
Is a Hogville tailgate, with alotta Bud Light
Yet someones sneakin round the corner
Could that someone
be Mike the Mic

Theres a Miata
Down by 540 dont ya know
With a laptop
Just a typin away

Oh that laptop is just
its there for the scoop dear
9 will get ya one more Nutt
Mikeys back in town

Did you hear about Bo Mattingly
He disappeared babe
After lashin out
at our hard workin boy

And now Mike he spends
just like an A.D.
Could it be our boys
done something rash

Now, Frank Broyles
Yeah Jimmy Lindsey
oooh Mr. Markuson
And ol Houston Nutt

Oh the line forms
On the darkside babe
Now that Mikeys
back in town

Ahhh I said Frank Broyles
whoa Jimmy Lindsey
Look out Mr. Markuson
And ol Houston Nutt

Yes that line forms
On the darkside babe
Now that Mikeys
back in town

Look out ol Mikey is back!