Sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "Still Rock and Roll to Me".

Inspired by the recent events...enjoy...

What's the matter with the threads I'm startin'
Can't you tell your sunshine's too bright
Maybe I should be a nicer poster
But I'm not buying all this shite

Where have you been hidin' lately, darksiders?
You can't post sunshine
When you know Nutt's a liar
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the offense
Funny, but he's still Houston Nutt to me

What's the matter with Mitch Mustain startin'?
When we all know that he's The One
Should I get a pair of new season tickets
When RoJo's gonna spoil the fun?
Nowadays it makes a lot much more sense
Your best bet's a no-huddle Spread Offense
Smoke draw, Kill me ma, why did DMac break the law?
He's still Houston Nutt to me

Oh, it doesn't matter what they say during Drive Time
'Cause it's always been the same smoke screen
There's a new Quarterback in town
But Dale is still a clown
Mitch is all over the magazines
Though he's not your average teen

How about starting a real punt returner
And a chance to open up the game
Well, you could really be a help to this team Nutt
If you just let Gus call the plays
Don't waste your time wishing for a winning season
You'll tell us the same shite for whatever reason:
Next year, same fear, Dale's queer, “brand new year”
He's still Houston Nutt to me

---- Instrumental Interlude ----

Whooooooooa-ho
What's the matter with the board I'm checkin'
Don't you know that you're out of touch
Should I try to be a “balanced” poster
If you are then you think too much
Don't you know about the big Hogville Tailgate?
All you need is beer and you will feel great
Wait ‘til next year, kiss my rear, more beer, Nutt GET OUTTA HERE
He's still Houston Nutt to me

Everybody's talkin' 'bout next year, funny but
He's still Houston Nutt to me